Sponsored post for a furniture company. Sure, working from home is one of greatest changes to work in the last 20 years and all it took was a pandemic and millions of people dying. But have you considered that if you somehow survive until you are a 90 year old worker, you’ll be looking like an average 90 year old??? Buy my desk!
She doesn’t even look that bad. Change the clothes and this Dark Souls character mod looks exactly like Lizzie 2 before departing to hell. And that one never worked a day, from home or office.
r/UpliftingNews: Look how this 90 year old worker’s skin improved after they were forced back to the office!
No way I will be that pretty at 125 years old, but thanks for the compliment, kind furniture overlords!
And this bullshit comes to us from workplace furniture salespeople. LOL totally unbiased.
I was gonna make a joke along the lines of “What an existing office worker looks like in current year:” and attach a picture of your average, depressed, hunchbaked, tired office worker.
Just Google literally refused to show me anything but extremely curated, staged stock photos of ‘’‘’‘‘depressed’’‘’’ looking model types sitting at a lone, well lit, beautiful workdesk. Not sure what the lesson is, but I found it kinda fascinating how curated the output of that search was.
Don’t forget that office work will also make you “ugly”
turns out working half your waking day every day is really bad for your looks. Maybe we should change that? For a hotter elderly population, of course!
Yeah, and working on site makes me architecturally, structurally, and spiritually broken between crap equipment, clock-watching managers, and shitty people I’m expected to just tolerate the shittiness of while I’m on the clock; so… Nah, fam; I’ll keep looking for remote work. Anything that means that I don’t need to tolerate Amerikan inanity while on the job.
