If hedonism is so good how come there’s-

don’t do this to me, don’t take my hope

As a perennial contrarian and due to being hopelessly depressed I embody the practice of ineffective hedonism; I engage in hedonistic activities but none of them do anything for me

“We have such sights to show you.”

And they just sent me this funky rubix cube.

Bullshit writers shitting out bullshit articles

You don’t have to justify your treat consumption with some convoluted pseudo-philosophical word salad about how you’re saving humanity by doing it. It’s getting real tiring seeing these opinion writers getting paid six-figure salaries to invent bullshit terms to describe eons-old phenomena.