With limited power comes limited responsibility
No please, please don’t say that! I’ll do better!
You know, I’m something of a superhero myself.
I mean Batman is still fit and trained in fighting so it’s likely you’re not even at his ability (not judging anyone I’m nowhere near close myself haha)
Don’t take this from me.
Does spiderman even have any money?
That’s the joke lol. Batman doesn’t have any superpowers and Spiderman doesn’t have any money.
Wait, so is it canon that Spiderman is Poor?
Yes. He’s poor student that takes photos of Spiderman for a living.
It’s gone back and forth a few times. I think in the comics he’s currently moderately successful. But that does tend to change quickly.
For decades, Spider-Man had to make a living selling selfies to someone who absolutely hated him. Peter Parker wasn’t even directly employed by Jamison, he was an independent contractor.
The MCU version had him start off as Ironman’s protégé, and now he’s poor and unknown thanks to Dr Strange holding the idiot ball.
Not poor, just like lower to upper middle class depending on the iteration, usually not rich, unless something happens to the Spider-Man to fuck up their life
Kind of like George Costanza.