The Little Pink Cottage
thelittlepinkcottage.com
Little Pink Cottage

(First lemmy post so bear with me)

This is the most entertaining listing I’ve ever seen and I cannot get over the drinking water situation. Like am I reading this right? From the listing: “ *Please note, the water is not potable and should not be drank or consumed.” and bird’s response about bottles water. lol yeah sign me up!

  • Rarepotato@lemmy.ca
    17·
    5 months ago

    “Picture this: your own private beachfront paradise, where t he sun kisses your skin and the gentle waves serenade you r soul” was this written by AI?! Whats with the word breaks, mid-word??

  • Daisymay22@lemmy.ca
    15·
    5 months ago

    I do feel like the water situation is pretty normal, any cottage I’ve been to it’s a showering & brushing your teeth is ok but don’t drink it situation. But she could at least provide a water cooler like damn, it wouldn’t be much to have one and some spare jugs around.

    • Snarkasaurus@lemmy.caOP
      12·
      5 months ago

      Agree! I’m not originally from Ontario so I don’t have much cottage experience but if it wasn’t drinkable, I’d definitely expect an accommodation like a cooler so I don’t have to worry about supplying drinking water for all of my guests.

  • OddQuality@lemmy.ca
    14·
    5 months ago

    Oh boy, she must really believe in her product to not want any information about it to be public on AirBnB. I’m sure that’s what took so long; she had to hire someone to build an entire website for her so no one could leave reviews or see how often it’s booked.

    • No_really_why@lemmy.ca
      14·
      5 months ago

      No bbq is just cheap. Especially at that nightly cost to stsy. But considering they’re not even providing water, I guess it’s not a surprise.

  • ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca
    12·
    5 months ago

    This heat wave should really crank up the algae blooms big time. I’m also assuming they must be on a well and they haven’t checked the water yet? Sheesh, amateurs (at life).

    • MoonChild@lemmy.caM
      16·
      5 months ago

      I don’t believe they haven’t tested the water. I think it failed the test. Why not install a cooler system with water delivery? I wouldn’t want to schlep my drinking water when I’m paying $650/night

    • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
      11·
      5 months ago

      I’m on TT getting hot tub warnings all of a sudden 🤣. When the guests are done swimming in the algae lake they can take their chances in the hot tub.

  • MoonChild@lemmy.caM
    12·
    5 months ago

    I’m always fascinated people defend her like she’s their friend and the fan-girling is disturbing

    • after_act@lemmy.ca
      15·
      5 months ago

      This is what bothers me more and more. She knows people will defend her. This is what she cultivates and manipulates with her big Disney princess eyes, her health scares, and how brave she is…its so calculated and gross.

      • MoonChild@lemmy.caM
        12·
        5 months ago

        This is what bothers me the most too because these people are just her marks in the con game. They defend her and spend all their money on the crap she’s selling.

    • Quietnomore@lemmy.ca
      15·
      5 months ago

      The lack of proof reading on anything she does amazes me. However, I should note I am a melting ice cream cone and I take pride in my work, unlike Birdie who does the least possible.

  • Rarepotato@lemmy.ca
    91·
    5 months ago

    Apologies. I made a post too. I didn’t see this. Look at the website! It’s so poorly designed. The words split mid-word

    • after_act@lemmy.ca
      11·
      5 months ago

      This price is unreal. Why are people running to book this crappy pepto palace. Why people!!!

      • Snarkasaurus@lemmy.caOP
        17·
        5 months ago

        On IG, she said its server issues because of all the web traffic to her site haha. No, it’s probably just a broken link 🤦🏻‍♀️.

        Trying to trick us into thinking her algae cottage is breaking the internet is the laugh I needed today.