it’s actually not possible for a man to look sexier than majima washed up on the beach, face down in the sand, while still wearing trousers and shoes

Fuck it, Yakuza is an isekai now.

Also this was leaked like 5 months ago and no one thought it was real.

why does this game feel so made up?

yeah okay so the next game features uhhh… Majima as the protagonist. It’s in Hawai’i like the other recent games and uhhh… he’s a pirate. A pirate in Hawai’i. The game is called uhhh… Pirate… Yakuza. Pirate Yakuza… In Hawai’i. Pirate Yakuza In Hawai’i. You get a pirate ship like it’s AC4 too. Yeah this is a game that I wasn’t forced to come up with at gunpoint in 15 seconds

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• yewtu.be
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• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video