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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Long_Run6500 on 2024-09-29 21:45:33+00:00.

I have a Microsoft office 365 account for work. One time probably 2 or 3 years ago I was trying to transfer a spreadsheet from my work account to my home computer, so I logged onto my Microsoft account on my phone. I immediately logged out afterwards and my work requires me to change my password every 3 months. There is zero reason my phone should be connected to my work account still.

Well, I read on reddit sometime in the last few years that Bing’s video search engine with safe settings off is really good for porn. They were right. I’ve been using it as my primary porn search engine ever since. This morning I logged onto my work computer and they did a system “upgrade”. Anything we had customized on our desktop was reset and they removed all browsers aside from Microsoft Edge for whatever reason. Imagine my surprise when I click the address bar and my entire search history is visible… on my work computer. The worst part about it is that I only ever use bing for porn, so it looks like the only thing I ever look up is porn. I immediately went to the browser settings to clear my history only to be told I don’t have permission to do that.

My coworker was standing next to me helping me get it set up when I opened it and he will not let me live it down. He now won’t stop talking making digs about my fetishes and showing me pictures of attractive Latinas and asking if their booty is big enough for me. It’s doubly worse because we recently had a latin secretary I had a fling with that nobody really knows about (but people talk). I’m terrified im going to get accused of looking at porn on the company computer. I have no idea why my work account is still getting fed info from my phone. I want to crawl in a hole and never come back.

TL;DR: Logged onto Microsoft office on my phone one time, now my work has my entire bing porn browsing history.