My 8 year old grandson works at Starbucks. When I go in he puts my name as “Ruth Kandaforever” so he can say “Ruth Kandaforever” when my drink is ready and I walk up and say “Ruth Kandaforever?” and he turns the cup and says “Ruth Kandaforever” and hands it to me. Then everyone claps. I go in about 3 times a shift.
It doesnt work if he doesnt cross his arms like in the Marvelino kino though!
Liberal coal rolling.
coal rolling
Lmao I’ve never seen this where I live so I had to look it up and holy shit what a pathetic thing to do. Absolute baby shit. Imagine doing this because you love petro corpos and lick the boots of their CEOS.
Be born in the Great Satan
Also be born outside of NY or LA…be born in fucking yeeyee bumfuck Ohio.
When you roll two nat 1s like that, you’ll see some shit. That’s a real lot of money just so they can pretend they’re poor.
it’s the little things
starbucks supports genocide
puts fingers in ears lalalalala trump will genocide harder lalalala
Comrades, is this praxis?
when your life is so removed from everything of consequence that you think this has an effect on anything.
Liberalism is fucking disease.
extra pumpkin spice
the pic is AI, right? like look at the resolution and the text. the lighting is also reminiscent of AI
100% AI
Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.
that’ll show him!
And the number 1 cringe medal award goes to…
I dunno; I kind of like this one, even if it’s lib shit. Going to Starbucks in the first place is lib shit, so making a random mad may as well be done for fun if you’re going to do lib shit like give your money to a narcissist who flies 1000 miles a day on his private jet just to micromanage the Starbucks HQ.
a narcissist who flies 1000 miles a day on his private jet
Add in Starbucks’ union leaders who mysteriously vanish from each city he visits and you got a billionaire serial killer story.
They just say the name of your drink when you do stuff like this. Tragically, “long flat white” does not trigger the chuds.