I know 99% it’s a prank
1% chance it was a calculated hit
my worst fear is ending up on tic tok
Then I was sprayed in the face with a bottle of seltzer, and then one assailant pulled a twenty-foot-long chain of handkerchiefs out of my nose and they all started running into each other and then all ten of them climbed into a tiny car and drove away
Flashbacks to when they made me do the milkboy dance.
This is definitely someone posting their pie fetish fantasy.
when i see teenagers on public transit putting their feet up on the seats I know exactly what they wish they could do to every single person there. they plot in their heads but are restrained by socially ingrained cowardice. their better natures barely mask their true desire:
pie people in face for tic tac
Time to search for some face pies on tiktok
I too wish to feel the playful, light nudge of pie
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Noël Godin style
Teens now engaging in a terrifying and even more dangerous version of the game “knockout” - details at eleven