An electronic traffic message board — normally the forum for messages like “right lane closed ahead” — had been reprogrammed with an ominous message.
“One less CEO,” the sign, at the corner of southbound Aurora and Dexter Way, said, “many more to go.”
Punishment will be a fine, and if you don’t pay the fine, you go to prison.
It will be known as the “Only Rich Kids Get To Be Mass Shooters Act of 2025”