The richest man on earth is a 50-something racist chuunibyou. Capitalism truly is a perfect and rational system of meritocracy.
Using chuunibyou on him is probably more of an insult to those people than himself… he carries a delusion…
elon for $20 I can make you stop being you
What exactly is he doing from humanity, again?
If he hates it so much he should just nationalize his company
you don’t want to be Elon Musk
You got that fucking right
This is why it’s okay for him to have 30 children with 20 different women. He must release his stress somewhere. It’s humanity’s only hope.
dealing with stress by offering a horse in exchange for a handjob
There’s an easy way to not be you, Mr. Musk
Just cash out and piss off.
You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I’d love to do — just drive the hell out of here, just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great. 
What’s being said? All I hear is extremely loud fapping in two different directions.
okay, don’t be. change your name. give your money away. stop being a freak.
It’s genuinely that easy.
Whats with hexbear today , this is third elmo post in my feed 😰
the release of the biography has resulted in a lot of content
If only there was a way to lighten the weight on Elon’s shoulders
Put that antique flintlock to use, sport!
Trust me, you do not want to be Elon Musk. People are lining up all day long to suck his dick. Those balls are dry. He’s shooting blanks. His hog is as raw and pink as a newborn rat. He begs for death, but death will not cum.
Would’ve been way funnier if he forgot to switch accounts before posting
