Anything served in a diy submarine
We’ve seen the Titanic
We’ve seen the Titan
It’s time for the Tit
A simulacrum of the table in the Last Supper painting, painstakingly rendered in microplastics and gold dust. Vain, decadent, hollow, performative, and toxic, a mirrored symbol of its consumer as a modern-day Crassus.
mcdonalds had some deal for a while where you could get like 20 mcnuggets for 10 bucks.
so i figure like $20 worth of mcnuggets, like $5 of fries, an apple turnover, and a bullet to wash it all down with in an abandoned sears parking lot.
you could get 50 mcnuggets for 10 bucks was the deal i used to do. i think it was Sundays only. at the very least it wasn’t an every day thing. still a ton of nuggets though!
whatever gets the most views.
probably an amputee cooking their own foot
Orphans
Snackables, followed by lunchables, followed by a smorgasbord of feastables
Crushed up glass
Mr feast?









