Level 1, before minions, I usually try to do something, so I take a control ward and go towards top river. I’m in incompetent mmr (gold), so Rumble and Morde start fighting 1v1 around the 30 second mark. I show up shortly, but Rumble doesn’t want to back off for some reason, so he dies even with my Q, and I get the kill. Whatever, we’re ahead. I plant my control ward and recall.

I get to bot lane in time for the first wave with a faerie charm and a couple potions. There’s a lot of trading going on, which I’m generally happy with. It’ll be slow, but Nami/Ashe will eventually run out of mana and we’ll outsustain with my Q on its 14 second timer.

Draven inexplicably all-ins, dies, and says “I don’t know how we lost that.”

I roam top/mid, largely because grubs and vision, but Amumu seems to have decided we can’t contest grubs, even with me there, and he’s probably right. At this point Draven is complaining that he can’t play because I have ghost. He’s threatening to report me, and Mel agrees.

After helping Mel get a push and a recall I go back bot. Draven wants to all in again. We both die, and I get a kill. At this point I’m 2-1, Mel is something like 2-2, and the rest of my team is hugely negative. At one point I get stuck in our red jungle because we’re losing so badly that there’s no way to get from our red buff back to our base. So the enemy Rengar follows me to their turrets and I get the execute.

Pretty sure the only words I said this game were “probably enchanter senna” in champ select. Also pretty sure I got reported 3 or 4 times. I think I played better than my average, said nothing, and ate all the blame.

At this point it’s more fun to type up this post than queue up for another game. It’s a toxic shitshow, and I’m going to be the one punished for it, largely because people hate a support that doesn’t sit afk in bot lane.