Lay it on me, people!
Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.
I see you are a man of culture as well
Mushrooms. The first few will probably be pretty rough, but you’ll quickly start to see the possibilities with different textures, shapes, adding gills underneath, etc. If the clay is different colors you can get buck wild. After fewer than you think you’ll probably be pretty good at them. You can even screw in a hook at the top and turn them into ornaments for friends and family if that’s your thing.
A scale model of Devil’s Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.
A self-portrait. If it turns out unrecognizable, just move the goalposts and tell the viewer that it’s a depiction of their mum.
An improved version of Michelangelo’s David.
David 2: This one is all dick
Please include a butthole.
After watching Cunk on Earth I feel this is a travesty in the world of art.
A soup bowl with phone stand, chopstick holder and spoon holder. Maybe even add a handle to grab it, when it’s too hot. The ultimate bowl.
Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks … place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it
Oil lamps are not very complicated to make. And could be useful.
The TARDIS, outside AND inside, even though its bigger on the inside…
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Seriously, though, Betty Edwards’ “Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain, the 4th Definitive Edition”, would be a major augmentation of your exploring, and faces are what most people are wired-for best.
( I’m face-blind: I didn’t know ANYONE could identify another person by their face, until I was in my 30’s or 40’s, & read about that.
I’ve always used context+way-of-moving+how-the-sound+clothing+etc to figure it out )
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