Yes I like plants. I eat plants. Plants make sure I don’t die. Plants are cool.
Plants are friends, eat pigs instead.
Sorry, I’m not into cannibalism.
Meatarians be like:
plants are cool
I agree fellow human!
i do, they are so very interesting!
I intentionally killed some of my plants last night!
It’s okay, you can use their corpses to create life giving poo for other plants. It’s the circle of life~
Nah, I’m gonna smoke it.
Cremation, very thoughtful.
“Hey! wanna see something cool?” That’s when I shine one of my high powered flashlights at the ground on the highest brightness and show them that it’s visible in broad daylight. And that’s the ice breaker.
I’d be interested.
A lot of people would be…Nothing gets a woman to cling to you in the dark better than a flashlight that works well, but is kind of tricky to figure out.
