another good one: https://steamdb.info/sales/history/

(in regards to the first paragraph) there are more than two reasons to play video games. “choose one of these pre-selected answers” is probably not the reason for most.

pea juice*

peas do not have nipples.

well yeah, kids suck. wife and i agreed to not have kids because we hate them. <.<

lol. reply to them with 🖕

i get fined if i have a garden in my front yard unless the ground is covered by 50% or more “green”. its fucking dumb.

my lawn is even slightly out of the way and behind a short fence. its like the perfect spot for free food for everyone walking by.

a.k.a. they are tired if getting sued for stealing your data illegally, so chatgpt wants you to sign a waiver.

i still think the “Broadband Facts” requirement was one of the top 5 things to come out of the biden presidency. i really hope that stays.

NOVA! D:

easier to rub on there without dripping for wood slides - wax works as well. any type of lubricant that is appropriate for the slides will work, but wd40 is not a lubricant. if you want them to be smooth, get some superlube and your drawers will be flyin’ <3

the difference between wanting to rule over willing inhabitants and lebensraum.

i see local bands once or twice a year; however my wife goes more often, about every other month. i dont go to big shows. i always buy at least one thing.

i have a decent job, so i need to share the love even if i dont want anything.

i’ve never had eggs and sausage gravy, but it sounds pretty good.

was it any good?

not a paywalled

bill charged you?

wait, you did you give him your travel receipts for the tribal retreat, right?

<3

Oh, thats just Bill from accounting.

Dickstrap

For whom the bell tolls.

if a teacher pulls an angry freudian slip and yells at you, but calls you by the regular classroom troublemaker’s name by mistake, they can get fired?

something i miss with a lot of AAA titles is finishing the game.

its a happy/sad moment when you complete a game - you have that sadness that its all over, but the joy of completion. completing a full story, seeing character growth, and being able to put the game down for good (or at least for a long time).

i dont want to play my games for an infinite amount of time with no end and infinite amounts of DLC… i want to finish my games. i enjoy the emotions i get from it.