There’s a child in my family who has monthly school shooter drills

I’m american. Is my perception of the average American correct?

Reminds me of my wedding night

That’s perfect. I’m voting for you for king of the world

But then the house will be lonely :(

Why isn’t anybody spotting the little bench pressing bug?

If only the secret service treated them the same

This is the explanation my father tried to give me. He had a bad father so he was a bad father. True, he had it tough, but it’s on you as an adult to treat your own children well

Now I’m curious what the most aggressive venom that can be ingested is

It looks like somebody caught a bride in a rope trap

“I un-installed Arch, btw”

My team does this for the first ~15 minutes and then we move to “group think” for any tough problems or “water cooler chat” for the remaining 15. You’re allowed to leave if it’s just water cooler chat, so I really like it

I always thought it was mint

It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)

I love your hair!

I’m glad someone referenced the movie

Shit. Can you invite me next time?

Or have it as a toggle after your first time watching it

And pay off debts

I don’t have the slightest idea, but I have seen small houses in the 10s of millions JUST because of the view

Strictly-typed languages are the BEST for learning programming. I also like Java for it because there’s a difference between int and Integer (forcing you to learn about objects)