I’d make some coleslaw

I mean, of course he is, every US president is, but that phrase is hers forever in my mind

a fucking fascist.

so they’re just going to attack Langley?

what are the current whereabouts of the liberal driller?

Kansas is too flat, I need that higher level of liberalism

oh, right, like how Marx is a Stalinist

maybe, could also be the Gracchi

Doc Brown could have chosen any speed to activate the flux capacitor for time travel, but he chose 88mph specifically because he’s a neonazi

I think if somebody drops something heavy and the noise removed the parliamentarian then they have to shred the bill

that’s the best looking grapefruit I’ve ever seen, well done, thanks for sharing

That pilot’s callsign? Cornpop

I’m thankful for u/throwaway10015982 on r/trueanon, they post huge rants scattered with links to songs on youtube, a lot of which are really good and I would never have found at all, like this one

how’s that Plaza Accord working out for you?

waiter! more tautology please

my bipartisan bill to jangle keys is going to the president’s desk and then we get choccy milk

some failson forgot to stock up and just went, “eh, pin it on climate change”

I called them Capital’s copraphage recently, the theme keeps coming up

she actually tripped on an identical looking hammer