Why would anyone be running a 32bit application in 2038? It is already hard enough now to continue 32bit support.

My phone is IP68 probably because it has no headphone jack.

“Aluminium” anyone?

The Excelsheet that tells me how long I have to work on Friday to get my 40 hours in.

The modern photo, like the old one, is out of focus. Why?

A nice try, but there is no way the camera bump is going to look like that.

Enthusiasm.

Trump, if he gets in again, can no longer do anything to Biden since he just gave the President absolute immunity.

The solution seems simple. Don’t marry and don’t have kids. Eventually America dies off and the rest of the world closes the book on the experiment that failed.

I do this too. It’s called 'software development '.

Usenet.

Kings Row. Music by Korngold.

You do want free (at the point of using it) healthcare. You want to have it because when you need it you may not be in a position to pay for it.

It’s more like a mince pie hot from the oven. You can hold it but the insides burn your mouth if you bite into it.

Math.

Why would anyone buy shares in a company that is not profitable, nor may never be profitable. Even they wrote that in the IPO. What would a buyer of shares be buying a share of?

Too much lead in the water.

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

The Continent.

Spelt incorrectly.