You cut the head off a bottle so you have the screwy-bit. Then you pull the open end through the bottle-Head and screw the lid on.

Teams sends all data to Microsoft without any option to opt-out. It literally does not work without communicating to Microsoft.

Viele sind unbelehrbar, viele wissen alles besser. Hab selbst Eltern, denen ich nur allzu oft sagen muss „wenn es zu gut ist um wahr zu sein, dann ist es wahrscheinlich Betrug“ und „Nein, Mama, diese €30 originale Mercedes Handtasche mit dem Mercedes Logo die dir schon seit 3 Wochen täglich auf Facebook gezeigt wird kommt garantiert niemals an“

Nothing.

Dude my cat literally came into my house and wouldn’t leave. He just chose to be a pet… he is extremely scared of literally everything

Found the keto

Because butter coffee is what one drinks on keto - bullet proof coffee

Yes! I pirated a stripped version of Win11 to get it running on a VM for this one program that won’t work in Wine. Still forced to use Windows at work.

89. I wanna get those 3 digits

I take this chance to complain that you can not block YouTube channels.

I even downvoted it myself when I saw it again

But Windows 11 started this inconsistency!

Because we became MEN

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“Please give us 5 stars and then you will receive 10% off”

Me, voting “3 stars. Product good but company said I’ll get 10% off if I rate it with 5 stars”

Without watching the video: Playing the same game over and over again, getting killed and when dead you get to upgrade the things with the loot from last run, then you start again

This is what I was leaning towards. Getting my ROI within a year of the first payout would be nice due to taxes, I don’t have the English vocabulary to explain this. Basically I have to pay taxes for any money I receive over my initial investment and everything lost not being used within a year will be lost

I would be getting $1000 out right now, and I absolutely don’t know if I should

• Don’t be an asshole

• everyone just wants to be happy

• don’t be a burden to anyone

• look before crossing the streets

• always assume a bad driver has a reason for this behavior

• wipe front to back

• if you can do it right now, do it

• always assume everyone around you is smearier than you yourself

• don’t take the blame for everything, but offer to help fixing it

• if you’re serving anything, always take the different thing or the worst looking thing for yourself

Hoffen wir mal Justizia handelt bevor Hades es macht.

May I add this classic?