pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

I’m sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb

Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things

Oooh times up! Insert token to play!

Forcing someone? She’s employed in a public service position and paid by the public means she serves people in all aspects codified by the job. If you can’t, stop collecting your paycheck and go work in the private world, where you can deny anything you want because of your silly religious beliefs.

Midwest ball gag?

Anyone wanna toss in their money for rabid butterflies in 2025?

They do, and they’re told to be very angry about it.

So Jane, surprised at his answer and wanting to make a man of him pulled up her dress and laid back on a tree root and said “no silly, come use this hole like a man”.

Tarzan walked over suspiciously to Jane, took a close look for a minute then kicked Jane in the crotch with all his might.

She fell over gasping for air for a few minutes until she could utter “what was that for?!”.

“Tarzan check for bees.”

Ya ha ha!

Remind him a shepherd doesn’t keep his little sheep around for their nice company, he’s going to sell or eat them.

In all fairness she was unconscious and being raped for most of those years so she might not have noticed his poor excuse

“Trust me I know a guy who knows a guy who has a blackmail video of me with an underage male minor so believe me”

“I love the poorly educated” - You know who

Are you starting out in second gear? Almost sounds like it’s in limp-home mode, like there is an electrical fault with your transmission and it’s stuck in second gear as a safety. Either that or engine misfire/clogged catalysts, engines have a lot of ways to run poorly, but transmissions generally don’t have a reason to drag the vehicle down and still shift properly. Can you feel it upshift multiple times to 50mph?

Not that this is a repair forum but what is it doing?

It came out in 2022 and I’ve never heard of it, like not one commercial or preview. A quick search shows it’s over 3 hours long, drags out with no clear point and misrepresents history pretty badly. I’m not really surprised

Dollarydoo is from a 1995 Simpsons episode

It auto plays a video ad, pops out and scrolls with you, takes you to the ad website when you click the x button to close it, then misses and loads Lemmy again when you click back. I fucking hate corporate webpages.

“He’s finally hurting the right people”.