Pre-caffeine sarcasm, sans the /s. Brain hadn’t fully buffered yet.

Fair. And balanced.

“Try new Orktobet, made with real Tau! Taste the Orktobet. Taste the WAAAAAAGH!”

My chabbages!

“Why won’t the Dems cut back on the hateful rhetoric!1!”

One: breastplate stretcher.

Said every rapist ever. Pretty fitting.

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I’m not even sure I’d consider him a guapo, much less El Guapo

Vance went from -22 to -3. Wow. He’s so popular now. Such a long term threat.

I was unaware that the Ringwraiths were fags.

“Come, join the glory of Tzeentch! We have cookies. They don’t always remain as cookies, but still. We have 'em.”

Well, you don’t wanna listen to dragontamer then. The scenes they’re describing happened only in their head.

Please, reconcile your fawning fascist fellating with the FACT that he’s the last popular VP candidate in American history. I’m sure it will be an entertaining, if somewhat nauseating read.

Are you a couch?

This was the exact thought running thru my head as i forced myself through that disgusting fan fiction.

I care not for the Dragon Reborn. I follow the Car’a’carn.

You might like this little song with complicated words.

Kondraki has entered the chat

Agreed. The flailing like a deer on a frozen lake was the chef’s kiss.

“Hi, Pepperidge Farms? Yeah, this is Peter Peppermint at Peppermint farms. I think our lines got crossed again. Yeah. Yeah. It was a page this time. Yeah. Oh no, we threw ours away after that Lebanon thing. Anywho, just wanted you to know. Cheers!”