If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

Pretty sure this was from the standup routine Ally made him do for total forgiveness

What if you get fortune teller 4 antes from now???

That’s a super lucky spread of 2d6 rolls

“Highway Hypnosis” is a well documented phenomenon. Your body is essentially autopiloting the drive. It most commonly happens when you’re driving a route you’re familiar with, like a commute.

Technically what you made very well could still be “Pesto”, since the word refers to how it’s prepared not what’s in it (shares the same root as Pestle). The basil, pine nut, olive oil, and cheese recipe you were following would be Pesto alla Genovese

Twist, tuck, freeze

Snarky Puppy and TWRP

Flow was a cool little movie

Taking the opportunity to share a super fun fact about this. The ridges in a human’s outer ear allow us to determine whether a sound is coming from above or below by subconsciously noting how different frequencies are bouncing off those ridges. Animals without those ridges can only determine the lateral direction a sound is coming from relative to their head’s orientation, and their method of figuring out whether the sound is from above or below is to tilt their heads and “listen on a different plane”

The average president has been convicted of 0.74 felonies, unless you exclude outliers in which case the average is 0

After picking a star from that screen, it says “Let’s-a go”. When I was a kid I thought it was “hip pickle”

You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

That would make for quite the headache!

In reference to the cybertruck’s stainless steel finish, i vote we call it the SS mobile

Marcus Crassus smiles in his grave

There is no proof. There is never proof. Moving toward “thing that’s probably killing us less” is still worth it imo. It’s not uncommon for the solution to one problem to be a cause or catalyst for another problem. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to solve problems.

Snarky Puppy - Lingus

It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone