You clearly have never tried to get a Bernese Mountain Dog out of fresh fallen snow.

If we believe Dickens, even fear for the afterlife should be sufficient. But I mean, better safe than sorry.

Why Christmas?

Because people tend to remember what they did on Christmas, so the whole “seeing your regret” thing works a whole lot better.

Also, it can’t be any other day, because there’s no ghost of the April 14th past.

“It’s FRIENDFACE!!!”

Imagine one guy in Zoom going “POP POP POP POP POP” in front of his computer and the other kids switching off their cameras one by one as they are “hit”.

It starts with onions,

nice, small and diced,

set the pan temperature not too high

then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,

and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!

You are absolutely not! I’m convinced that there are dozens of us around the world.

Also, I don’t just replace it in my head but while singing along as well. Oh, and I’m German, so I do simultaneous and extremely literal translations, replacing “baby” with “Kleinkind”, the German word for toddler. And yes, it’s hilarious every time.

Thx, and also thank you for the many great memes that you continue to share every day!

Yo @fossilesque@mander.xyz , did you create that? Mind if I share it with my archivists bubble over on Mastodon?

Ya, she absolutely is.

Most certainly officer!

Can confirm.

How would we ever know?

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [turns away, then turns back] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Guys guys, there’s no need to fight over this. They all need murdering.

Haha, so you’re old too? :D

Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

Absolu<YAWN>tely.

It’s absolutely OK for a dog to ask for help during setup. Once that is done, they can probably use the account in their own.