Like any millennial would willingly watch that show. eeeeeerrrruuuuuogh

Time ago, I interacted with a vendor contact who was an expert at using such corpo-jargon—it was a masterclass in listening to English sentences devoid of meaning every time she spoke in meetings. If it was 40 years in the future she’d probably have a bunch of cyberwear and a whole team of corpo-ninjas at her disposal.

She is no longer employed by said vendor (or moved to a different project/disposed of by corpo-ninjas on their end—who knows).

Hope she’s still making the big money saying literally nothing.

Also glad I don’t gotta get talked at by her anymore.

Firemen are the only honorable public emergency service left in this country. all the rest are just out to murder people (source: am an american.)

The written phrase “and let me tell you” screams of AI usage right off the bat. This and that to the torque had me crazy in how this English changed

Cause we force them to

This was clearly written by an AI chatbot and is complete bullshit.

Just get there before it all shuts down

You’ve activated my very stupid trap card called Teresa Duarte

Man way to fat-shame a very successful (whatever the scientific term is for an opportunistic parasite / swindler might be called) lil guy.

God speed Biggo “Pawhandler.” Grubbs

Just label it “millk”. Only people who care are yacht-yeilders and they are notoriously dispatched by orcas and Italian-American so again, who cares?

Everyone needs to get polarizing filters for their cameras so we can see into the car windows of assholes.

Let’s hope they don’t secretly have the protomolecule sample.

Weird self report but okay

I mean banning teens seems a pretty good policy.

Are you implying that it would be similarly representative of, say, the UK if they were to fly the English flag at the Olympics as well?

Historians: they were likely some sort of religious object or something for maths or something very specific.

Tons of animals (especially humans) throughout history: I just like having this stupid, useless doodad.

Something something he boot to big etc.

My question is what is that flag behind that fascist asshole because it ain’t the flag of my country.

but like doesn’t it suck that she dares to be a woman making content as a woman like that make ne mad as me man like how dARE?