That they had any to begin with is disturbing to me.

My kids were born around the turn of the century…

Not a religious guy, but he’s sure putting off that antichrist vibe, fa sho.

Because of course they did.

That’s what this is for. They’ll hang a large curtain around it to keep primer and paint overspray from drifting throughout the neighborhood.

I’m one Weebl and Bob reunion away from nostalgic zen…

I’mma polish my balls so he can gargle 'em

Not sure you can reform those that are unwilling to recognize a fault within themselves. Their perspective is always that the fault lies external.

Here you go!

https://a.co/d/6xM9Is0

P.S. I’m not the biggest fan of Amazon, but at least you can get more info about it there.

Only thing I’ve found even close was on Etsy, but they looked more like refrigerator magnets.

Need a new one of these for mechanical failure.

Dramatic reenactment of communications in the White House…

Would some embarrassing disease just take him, please?

Op, their nerves tremble and mind inquires.

Well, there it is.

Extremely heavy lift.

And not a goddamn car was sold that day. Keep it up, shit sacks. You win, right?