given that the whole historical mechanic is really just a VR experience of “genetic memories” run by an evil corporation (Abstergo) it stands to reason they would selectively edit certain aspects of history to suit their purposes
(just to play devil’s advocate for the writers, heh)

also 31, one of my premolars cracked clean in half a few months back resulting in my first visit to a dentist in about 20 years lol.
none of the NHS dentists around me would even entertain the notion of an emergency appointment due to not being an existing patient so had to go private - did manage to find somewhere friendly and reasonably priced

that was my first port of call but the bank said because it’s still a pending charge I needed to contact the merchant to cancel it.
I managed to get amazon to escalate it to their gift cards escalation team who apparently will contact me in 48 hours.
If that fails, by that time the charge will have left my account and i’ll be able to dispute it with my bank

in middle school a kid kneed me in the upper thigh and I had cartilage damage for about 15 years

Araman, Amavad…

i’m a single player only kinda guy, so i never really played cod or battlefield, aside from bad company 2 (which was good) and black ops 1 (which was bad)
I recently played infinite warfare, and then BF6 back to back. IW is fucking fantastic; I am in desperate need of more scifi shooters now. couldn’t believe it was a 10 year old game 'cause it’s still so clean and put-together.
BF6 was absolute træsh by comparison.
I realised there will never be common ground between me and the cod fans, because they despised IW with the vitriol reserved for nazis

south vietnam, silicon valley, sosialistisk venstreparti, pokemon scarlet & violet

at long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus

my old boss once saw I had the wikipedia homepage open on my laptop which had the Karl Marx article as featured article of the day, and she proceeded to interrogate me about being a marxist and spending time reading marxism instead of working

I’m so dang pissed off
we had an internet service fault for 3 days straight right as this happened, i missed prime posting hours 😭

the dragon of budapest shall rise!

hmm today I will crush my greasy cock and balls with a rock hammer

in my area we have a separate tub for glass, and it doesn’t get collected, we just fill it then take it to the recycling centre where there’s a bottle bank or a bin for broken glass

Probably mods. In the base game there’s more reasonable clothing/armour than there is risque, but gamers gonna game ig

I had a ps2 demo disc that had the first level of TS2 (siberian dam) which I played over and over and over. Could never find a copy of it, but I got Timesplitters 1 instead and played it to death and back.
One day some neighbourhood ‘bad kid’ randomly showed up, acted like he was my friend and asked to borrow it, and I, being the shy, timid, push-over simply said ok.
Weeks later I would ask for it back, and he would give me some bullshit about how ‘Oh yeah I’ll get it for you, don’t worry’, until finally he said that he had ‘accidentally’ snapped the disc in two.
A formative experience indeed

Hmmm, I can’t seem to find this so-called “rule of cool” in the official rulebook

there’s an irony in calling your channel ‘unlearning economics’ and then making a bunch of videos outing yourself as a smooth-brained succdem that refuses to investigate marxism beyond a superficial level

i love that ‘pissboy’ is more frequent than ‘piss stain’

It never stops bothering me when people say “comprised of”, as opposed to just “comprises”, or “composed of”.
I try to remind myself that I’m witnessing the evolution of language in real-time, but it just annoys me that what causes language to evolve is just people misusing it.

I’ve been on farming simulator 22 for about a month. never thought it would be much more than just satisfyingly harvesting wheat for a few hours, but now I’m practically a tractor enthusiast