Please tell me this is how we get mutants. We need the X-Men!

Yeah, Republicans sure do love freedom of speech… 🙄

Don’t you mean “þat’s literally how you use þat”?

We may not have been ready for Trump, but we sure deserved him. Turns out the majority of our government actually functioning depending on decorum and norms. And a lot of laws depend on the whims of those with power to actually enforce them…

I hate to be that guy, but you’ve been able to summon taxis via phone pretty much for as long as either have existed.

But I get what you mean, the app is the game-changer. I’ve had dispatch schedule a taxi for me and then they just didn’t show up. 🤷‍♂️ No way to track or check the progress…

Or when he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Or when he raped his wife. Or when he said he doesn’t wait, he just “grabs them by the pussy”. Or when he was credibly-accused of barging in on multiple teenage dressing rooms, enough that they had to warn the contestants…

Consent is important. Like, above all else. But also, if a woman wanted to suck my dick, like any time, for any reason, no matter the surroundings… I’m in. Wait, I just gave consent!

Duh. She’s a woman. maga freaks hate women and minorities.

No, I already get nauseous traveling.

I’m snarky, but this is genuinely great information. Thanks for sharing!

particular steps

Yeah, imma install PowerToys.

Just having a roll of paper towels is a powerful totem. Keep it within 100 yards of your fridge!

Only Trump or Monica Lewinsky could say for sure…

I will in a moment!

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I’m beginning to think it’s an actual, genuine patriotic duty to cyberbully this president until he resigns or kills himself…

Cool. Do foxes next.

It’s like threatening (most) Independents/Democrats with investigating Nancy Pelosi. 🤷‍♂️ Like, go for it.

No, it’s pronounced “soft”, like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Palantir CEO Alex Karp has stated, “Not only is patriotism right, patriotism will make you rich.”

They’re all in on it. You have to give up your morals to extract obscene amounts of money from the workers…