Yeah, because it’s maximally efficient at funneling all the money up to the 1%.

I have and there aren’t any. Regardless they should be the standard, not the exception.

Yeah same. Huzzah for being a disabled basket case while the rich, narcissistic, sociopathic assholes in charge play Russian roulette with the lives of me, you, and 70 million other Americans.

But please, do go on about “efficiency” some more while I try to remember why I go through this shit rather than just eating a bullet and getting it over with.

My problem has always been having the room to make the crust. It’s a pain and messy. I just throw a ton of extra pepperoni on a frozen pizza, easy peasy.

I hate to break it too all the vegans out there but every human suggests millions of microbes every day. If they REALLY want to practice what they preach then they’d exterminate their entire gut biome so they wouldn’t suggest any more microorganisms. A course of antibiotics, chemotherapy, and radiation should do the job.

I saw we make Jimmy there do the 3m cube challenge.

That’s where he gets welded inside a 3-meter steel cube with air holes, a hole in the floor, a gerbil bottle of water, and a food chute. Then we take all his money and donate it St. Judes. We can cut him out after a year and see how he’s doing.

A better question might be what kind of farts did they have to laminate the inside of that jar so thoroughly that only a spoon could extract it?

I wish I could be a big enough thot to sell my farts for $45k.

With the burger? LOL

I always forget how tall hasselhoff is.

So she’s a child murdering monster. Got it.

“Pro-life” I’m sure.

I mean you this won’t fix the fact that it’s a fucking Hawaiian pizza. Y’all are philistines.

There’s a variant of this that’s a D2 and I have several.

And if you think the D4 is bad, wait until you see the set of odd-numbers dice.

Also I have a D1. It’s a Mobius Strip.

You can pry my caltrops out of my cold, dead, 1d4-2 hands.

Only if they’re the main attraction.

Reminds me of when they had to break up packs of TP during the pandemic and sell them by the roll.

How the hell am I supposed to even carry 2 eggs home, anyway?

RIP George, father of George, George, George, George, and George.

That actually makes it even worse. They don’t even have the legally permissable insanity of religion to shield themselves. They’re just unapologetically terrible people who think themselves justified. Not vaccinating children, except for legitimate medical reasons, should be fucking illegal. As in child endangerment at best levels of illegal.

Not could you imagine what would happen if tens of millions of Americans suddenly couldn’t afford to pay their bills, all at once? I’ll bet these ass-disasters can’t. They probably also don’t know that rocks are free and making fire is easy.

Fire knows no gender. There is only “on fire” and “not on fire.”