If you keep the rhyming structure

Chuck’s Fuck & Suck maybe?

He’s walking in a big wheel with a rope wrapping around a small wheel on his axle. That’s the mechanical advantage.

Water and evaporated milk

No, this is just a glass top resistive stove.

I don’t have much power, so I just do my best in the system in which I’m born.

What’s funny is how much better I do it than the right wingers I know. I will probably retire very early, and they are check to check. I don’t even like this stupid system.

Yeah, I’m a driver, and I replace lights and fuses, fill up tires and fluids, change wipers, and that’s it.

Anything else wrong, it’s mechanic time.

Barber-ians

Come home to all the furniture gone

This place has a mission statement, babe, we can’t afford it.

Hell of a job with the alt text. Sending this to my blind homie so he can crank one out.

The people who subsidize rewards are customers paying cash/debit.

The prices are higher to cover the Visa Infinite or whatever premium card merchant fees.

Well, peening is hammering a bolt on the threaded side to mushroom it out to make it like a rivet, not like that’s what people usually use them for.

I had been told that, but I guess it’s not really accurate. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peening

And normally they are metal, but that exact type of hammer is a weird soft rubber one.

I was surprised they were talking about an industrial use for it. I would think this would also be a great accessibility feature.

My bad, it’s federally exempt in the US. The map here is clickable and has state-by-state laws. https://www.farmworkerjustice.org/overtime-map/

Yes, like trucking, agriculture is exempt from OT, not that some employers don’t choose to still pay it.

That double peen is soft face, harder rubber on the left, greenish softer rubber on the right. I have one just like it. I think it came with a mesh organizer to hammer the corner clips all the way in when assembling.

That double peen is soft face, harder rubber on the left, greenish softer rubber on the right. I have one just like it. I think it came with a mesh organizer to hammer the corner clips all the way in when assembling.

Two jars of nutella on the same endtable is a whole vibe

And every time they manufacture a Bic, the world gets a little lighter.