You could also have a constellation of satellites with area greater than the surface of the earth. It’s not that silly of an idea.

The 3rd amendment is one of the last parts of the bill of rights that hasn’t been shit on. So it’s only a matter of time.

Even “is nice to you” isn’t necessarily mandatory. Loves you, and loved by you are the only necessary attributes.

I mean I love some banter that I wouldn’t exactly call “nice”. Not mean, but definitely not nice.

Not an expert, but I think that means you overproofed your dough. Is that a possibility?

I sat next to a cougar on my last flight, and she destroyed my heart.

As a Washington resident, take us! TAKE US PLEASE!

Yeah but why would they dilute their power?

If it only cost pennies to print it’s not strong enough.

By “they”, I meant the switches.

But I’m just a brain in a jar and you are a simulation implanted in my consciousness by the switches so it doesn’t really matter.

How cold is your room?

It’s enraging because I am rational. Your irrational arguments make me angry.

You’re assuming they don’t control something in the room with the light, or they could control the lights in your room and the light you’re trying to check .

Could be referring to one specific location, most likely just a set up for the joke

American Catholics are a very diverse group. Some (not many) are young Earth creationists but I was taught evolution in Catholic school. Most are amazingly ignorant of their own religion and just believe whatever they want then do mental gymnastics to make it fit.

All Jimmy Buffet songs sound like AI hallucinations, but they were just normal human drug induced hallucinations.

The SciFi channel died the day they became the Syfy channel. It may have already been dead by then.

“French fried potatoes” is an archaic term but not unheard of. I know of it mostly from the song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”. It can be used to give a country or homemade feel to French fries.

That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn’t take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.

He’s probably insured and got paid millions, it’s not going to take much of his earnings

In most languages I’ve seen - is both a unary negation operator and a subtraction operator depending on context. So it would negate an integer literal or a variable in this context.