Thanks for sensoring it, my virgin eyes can’t handle swears online

That’s why I like twizzlers, it’s like chewing on electrical cords without the danger

Is this correlation or causation?

But also yea people should stop using shitter

I misread the coke can and thought “Leanord milk?”

Nah he’s just imgflip.comg the windows files, pretty common practice

Idk, on one hand gay sex is based as fuck, but on the other hand I wouldnt let the orange freak anywhere near my dick. So it probably wouldn’t change my thoughts on him at all

Same energy

Ass leap ❤️ ❤️

Everytime I play BG3 I have the desire to become an unholy assasin of Bahl. Which is an issue because I’ve only played good playthroughs so far

You know it’s bad when Bob the Angry Flower has to be the voice of reason

I love gondo skeez, one of the greats alongside glup shitto

They can’t respond on account that they pressed the button

Someone needs to plug Jeff bezos into this

I prefer my F/A-18s dipped in water first

I mean… I laughed

I convinced my mom to leave up the Halloween decorations until Thanksgiving. If Christmas is gonna keep getting earlier and earlier, I want to fight back by pushing Halloween later and later.

Was funny the first time (and still is) but each time I’m constantly upset by the fact that it doesn’t say “furrier transfem”