Haha! You activated my sleep card!

honk mimimimimimimi… honk mimimimimimimi…

“Punchline” 💀💀

Me when I put my gun in the holster with the safety off, then accidentally blow my own foot off

A Short Hike

It’s a cute indy game about reaching the top of a mountain (no, not a Celeste clone i swear)

Glad they mentioned him in the article, I love his stuff

Me rolling away from the haters

Jokes on you, I’ve never burned a CD

Johnathan?

(This lives rent free in my head: https://youtu.be/kHHyPhSLRy0)

Number 1: my barbarian idea was just “funny Russian man with pet bear”, who dual weilds a hammer and sickle. I chose totem barbarian with a bear totem, and little did I realize that would make me practically invincible

I like the penguin hand puppet

It’s a gyatt world

Anon should use gimp

You have alerted the witch

The only upgrade I want is to be able to control the hyperfocus

That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!

I was whistling while scrolling, and this post made me do a record scratch in reaction

I keep a list on my phone. Even if I forget to update it, it has all the old items which is usually enough to help remember

He’s one of those NPCs that only sells bubble gum and peanuts, but inexplicably has 10,000 gold in reserves