I once stumbled across one of Dan Hentschel’s YouTube shorts entitled “How to Get a Person With ADHD to Do Something” (massive CW if you search that up) and while I get that it was just a joke, I started tearing up and felt like an anxiety attack was coming on because it sounded so much like a conversation with my spouse.

Not since Dukakis, at any rate. Or Mondale. Or McGovern.

I mean, have you seen Caveman (1981)?

Depends, is it a “bring your own fertilizer” kind of shindig?

During the horny-roast, there must be a remembrance of Stalin.

Ah, fuck me, you’re right; the version I always heard was that the stave churches were from before Catholicism spread to Norway. I didn’t realize they were mostly medieval construction. And yeah, I grew up Catholic and fucking hated that evangelicals thought that meant I wasn’t “Christian.”

For servers, I’m a CentOS refugee who is stuck with Oracle Linux (*shudder*) because of work reasons, and because I didn’t want to get in on the whole Rocky/Alma diaspora. For desktop, I still like Fedora, and for WSL, I think I’m running Ubuntu because fuck it, why not. Fedora was my daily driver for my work machine at my previous job; GNOME on Wayland was buggy as shit back then, but it was still a step up from Windows 10 randomly installing updates and rebooting my machine because I got up to get coffee or to pee. It also helped not having to fuck around with Cygwin to use rsync and scp from my dev workstation.

AmeriKKKan evangelicals are a cancer. Few things aggravate me more than the fact that when Norwegian black metal musicians decided to start burning down churches, they stayed in Norway and torched old pre-Christian “heathen” churches built by Norse pagans. If they could have just come over to the US, they could have had a grand old time with some of the evangelical megachurches out here, many of which aren’t built or wired up to code because in spite of somehow being able to afford $2M in real estate, the clergy are still penny-pinching chodes.

The problem with capitalism is that you eventually run out of Satan’s dinosaur bones

It really is surprising that Chevrolet beat Ford to the punch on the SuperSport trim line name

But for real, hurry up and delete this post before it gets indexed. Edit the body text to gibberish first, too. And next time use a throwaway.

Archive link:
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Am I a joke to you?

I know I say this like every time it’s brought up, but I will reiterate yet again: FF13 is the ideal JRPG to play while drunk. The out-of-combat mechanics are “Hallway Simulator 2009.” The in-combat mechanics are “mash these three buttons in this sequence, unless it’s this slightly more annoying type of encounter, then use this other sequence instead.” The rest of it is forgettable cutscenes where Snow yells a lot over his shitty nu-metal leitmotif, and the story is so incoherent that it wouldn’t matter if you were sober anyway. Some people drink to forget; if you’re playing FF13, you drink to not remember in the first place, and it’s a better experience for it.

Yup, this mechanic is EXACTLY what killed FF9 for me. I’ll probably get around to finishing it one of these days, but I’m not going to be happy about it.

Summoning coffee slaves with a bourgeois phone app is “bad vibes”

Form a biker gang called Heck’s Bears

And they’re all twinks

Unlimited brigading on the First World’s social media sites

If I recall correctly, that was mostly TC69 doing outreach several years ago, including giving a guided tour of sorts to a very perplexed PSL person who pointed out that we had literal color revolution rhetoric going on in the User Union comm. Our mods and admins have seen some shit, and I don’t envy their unpaid labor in the slightest.