Best I can do

I’m on my phone

Giving him a fresh batch of America Balls

It reminds me of that King of the Hill joke

Luanne: What’s a “food product”?

Peggy: Well, it’s something you can eat that’s like food

They were threatening me!

I got in trouble in the first grade because I did an amazing Cornholio

Well, look who’s laughing now Mrs. Potters!

It’s like Get Out, a senior DNC official put their brain in her body and the veil is slipping more and more each day

I know I’ve done a good job with my caffeine detox because I drank some energy drink that was supposed to taste like Sour Patch Kids (my favorite candy) and I feel like Hercules

Cleaned out my partners car in record time, steam blasted my ferrets’ enclosure and then had the time to make a fancy cheese board for my Pathfinder session

I feel like I might die if I stop moving, but then again I’ll just keep moving

I have lots of characters in need of a story, I should make a thread

Half the fun of being a DM is improvising NPC’s

Like Skonkus the Goblin Bard, who runs around singing songs about biting people

And then he does

Glad I switched to Pathfinder and other games

Fuck Hasbro and WoTC

This is what I want most in life

That’s kind of rude

Hell yeah, I could march to that

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A COMEDIC EPISODE STARRING FERENGI?

Have to love the mindset that Putin is going to act like a cartoon supervillain and only bring out the big guns on a schedule

Like he’s going to unveil a Metal Gear or something

They have all the ordnance to level Ukraine to bedrock without ever putting boots on the ground

they don’t want to

it’s that simple!

The Orb of Confusion strikes again