No, don’t listen to their falsified data, listen to our falsified accurate data!

Dr. Dennis Tin was attempting to use radiation to strengthen teeth, until a freak a accident turned him into the Enameled Avenger, The Tooth!

Coming this fall on NBC

One of them heart-shaped pizzas

I do be liking those cherry-flavored jelly bean hearts tho

Fun Flakes Fact: During my childhood days growing up in Wisconsin, I always thought this bit was a dig at Sweetest Day

Sweetest Day was literally invented by a candy company to offload surplus Valentine’s candy

When I found out most places didn’t celebrate Sweetest Day, I became deeply cynical

Gotta teach our friend how to throw a better punch

Should have laid that fucking nerd out square

I don’t even think they know

ICE IS SO BAD, THEY'RE GOING AFTER THE WRONG WHITE PEOPLE

Yeah, that’s the thing

Game is all about fuckin’ around, doing puzzles, and smacking moblins

The story is solid M-E-H

regular history in the trash

dead bald eagle with the remote

innocent white family being harassed by both Whoopi Goldberg and Kid of 90’s rap group Kid N’ Play

Every day we drift further from the light

I meant more like just being able to scramble around and dive

It’s saved my life so many times

Once we get the siege engines on us, it’s gonna be all over

Tough as a hive lord, ranged weaponry

The only advantage we have is speed and most players don’t utilize it