

TIL I’m a member of Congress.
I’m from space!


TIL I’m a member of Congress.


The station is too big for that.


Whenever I’m taking that stuff as prescribed, I’m usually not high, I’m simply not in pain.


My money is that someone will start pitching it as a green alternative. Dry / powered soaps are hot again because you’re not shipping and storing a bunch of water.
If coke was smart, they would’ve put this green and brown tube, and called it “Juice, by Ecofruit”


Slicked back hair is the wrong move when you have a fivehead like that.


To run a successful casino, you need to make your customers feel like they’re winning and you’re losing. Trump is incapable of that.


It wasn’t. This the medical examiner is going to tick one of three boxes. Homicide, Suicide, or Natural Causes.
Even a justified killing in self defense, which this wasn’t, would be “Homicide” for the medical examiner.


All of these are farted out with an LLM now.


From the very same people that worried about “papers please” during covid.


Remember, Trump already backed out on the Bay Area / Silicon Valley in late October.


Yeah. I do find it interesting that the crime control act from the 80’s has a lower punishment tier for a la carte premeditated murder. I wonder what the logic was behind that.
Maybe it’s there to reduce the risk of executing people who are innocent? A defendant has to be found guilty on two violent offenses, which is a higher bar for prosecutors to clear.
I’m not a big fan of the death penalty, but the history nerd in me is mildly curious about why this act was drafted in this way.


IMHO, because Trump was successfully flooding the zone.


The 1984 crime control act is kind of interesting. It was written to walk a line and really limit the death penalty for federal cases. The death penalty requires murder to be stacked with something like robbery, kidnapping, mob shit, etc.
Even though a premeditated murder would be considered a violent crime, the crime control act requires premeditated murder to be sandwiched within another violent crime to unlock the death penalty as a punishment option.
This is one of those things that appears to go right up to the line, but the judge ruled on precedent.


Totally agree. I’ve been keeping ink tanks in ziplock bags so they don’t dry out.
I think I might cut over to a B&W inkjet. There are tiny versions of those now, and I can print color elsewhere.


Only problem is size. Color lasers are chonky compared to a color inkjet. And a small printer is nice if you only print a handful of times a year. They’re easier to shove in a drawer or closer.
The days of me dedicating 24/7 desk space to a printer is over in my house.


I feel like Bruce is probably not what a lot of these guys were listening to in high school. A lot of them look like they’re under 40. The Boss’ core audience is Gen X. Born to Run was 1975.
I’m right on that X / Millennial cusp, and Springsteen was the music my older cousins listened to. They’re about 55-60 now.


We also need some sort of way to prevent heads from drying out so quickly.
Printer companies know heads dry out, and they ship tanks with caps / tape for prevent dry out on retail store shelves. But once the tanks are installed, printers just leave the heads exposed to the air. Like a pen without a cap, the tanks dry out.
I print like 5 times a year. So 90% of the time, when I’m replacing a tank, it’s because the damn head dried out.
I mean, these ass clowns have already released stuff that they forgot to redact and stuff that wasn’t redacted in ways that actually removed PII.