Hey guys, uh, this is a video showing you how to light a candle. Lighting a candle is gonna be pretty useful if it’s dark or if you want your house smelling nice, but sometimes it can be kinda difficult, I’ve had a lot of comments asking me to make this video so I’m uh I’m gonna go ahead and show you how to light this candle. This is a candle I got from Tesco but you can get them from anywhere really…

About £20, not really worth the effort but that’s how they get ya!

I had to claim a refund from Northern after a train was cancelled recently. They took weeks to get in touch, eventually asking me for my address. Another couple of weeks later a cheque arrived in the post. Like it’s fucking 1950.

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars. Not much changed between this and Rocket League, the name was probably the main thing holding them back.

Naval Supremacy; Nasal Inferiority

I had the right of way. Bug should read up on The Highway Code.

I honestly can’t tell if this website is being ironic

Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.

Fed up of all their “holy days” every year. When is it unholy day?

As if they’d be the ones with shovels and hard hats

Oh yeah? My comfort food is necking straight paprika

I’m the same, I have an active life and don’t take it seriously. I find it easier on Lemmy because you can put it down to a crazy instance and you can’t see your overall upvotes so nothing matters! Me and my friends enjoy going back to my AITAH post to laugh at the insanity of online people, it makes a great party story. Keep posting sense!

I see you were asking the question in bad faith and you didn’t really want an answer.

We also gave currywurst to the Germans

In this context I think it’s comfort food because it’s kiddy food. Something simple and familiar that reminds you of being younger. In England, children’s menus will usually contain basic things like chicken nuggets and fish fingers that aren’t (heavily) spiced.

I read your comment thread this morning and it’s been bouncing around my head all day. I agree with you, and there’s something I can’t quite put my finger on about how everything online is so serious and black and white. If you do something wrong you’re evil incarnate and you deserve instant excommunication.

Your comment being so heavily downvoted is a good example. I think your stance is the most reasonable, and I think if this all played out in the real world you’d have a vast majority of people agreeing with you. But for some reason once it’s on the internet you’re unanimously wrong and it’s not up for discussion.

I’ve been on the wrong side of an “am I the asshole” post one time and it was bizarre seeing the anger of people on the internet compared to the relaxed opinions of real people that heard the story. I wish there was a term for this phenomenon because I see it everywhere. Terminally online people who can’t just see nuance and realise that we all do stupid shit.

I don’t really have a point but I thought I’d let you know you inspired some thought in a single person from the void.

Aye but there’s always a mixup when software developers need a nonce

If I touched grass my laptop would get glare? I’ve got noise cancelling headphones but I paired them to my TV and now it won’t play from my phone unless I unpair them from my TV but the UI has several layers of riddles before I can do that so I just have to walk far away so the TV is out of range before I turn the headphones on and then they work with my phone but by then my neighbour has finished beating his kids so I’m left being annoyed more at Bluetooth technology instead of my neighbour hey did you know Bluetooth is named after a person? King Harold Bluetooth anyway the point is terraced housing sucks and my neighbour is a prick

I dunno that’s what the other guy said

Help I’m trying my best to stop being a fascist but I can still hear my neighbour screaming at his children through the wall