yes

And it’s somehow still an amazing experience despite not knowing a single word

I’m sure his legal team would prefer if you mention elon didnt kill the monkeys, instead the monkeys with his implant killed themselves when they checks notes repeatedly bashed their own head against the floor.

Did he even say thank you?

His ex quoted him as saying ‘they don’t let felons work in there’ referring to the white house. Yeah, they do.

Here’s a photo of dugin realizing he forgot to add a chapter in his book about geopolitics. I’ll never tire of it.

I recommend an intermediary like Rm Brown on youtube. Watching him let’s me keep tabs on the latest stupid going ons without needing to steep myself in it.

Bill gates is always spending his money eradicating diseases. Maybe he can eradicate this musk disease too

I was thinking WORLD ORDER fans

Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.

I guess this image was captured with a palantir then?

I have a similar short fuse for microwaves but for the +30 seconds button. If the microwave doesn’t have this it should get tossed in the nearest dumpster. The +30 seconds button is the pinnacle of human achievement.

It’s an extra special touch with half of them labeled drug dealer when skooma is part of their religion. It’s prohibition targeting a religious and racial minority.

Or if you link up with your mom’s PhD boyfriend, you have a choice between a lizard someone set on fire, a different lizard with a fungal infection, or a regular ass turtle.

My boy is fixated on a paint chip high up on the wall at least once a week. He thinks its a fly. I have to pick him up and let him inspect it every time or he starts jumping

Instead of dropping bombs they should be dropping fully loaded small arms by the dozens. It’d be a much greater security nightmare, any random person might have a gun. Most would be recovered so security forces would know what’s happening, everyone has to be patted down. It’d be hilarious.

Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.

These billionaires are going to die so fast

Imagine telling this to a cancer patient shopping for a wig.

They’d have my business forever