record scratch

Narrator voice: “Well, I bet I guess how I got here.”

several seconds of silence

“Is there a gas leak in here?”

The Lupine Dialectic

I’m vibrating in a quantum state between :bloomer: and at these antics

You know how most of the important things and places and moments in human history all involved increasing the spread of information? From trade routes to the printing press to the radio to the data the LLM models themselves are scraping?

Well what if we stood on the neck of that exchange and held it close and prevented it spreading. Cuz rentseeking.

Because skyrim belongs to the nords

But if we get rid of plastic straws I won’t have microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls.

Have you ever considered that I want microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls?

The funniest part about this is that the security state is chock full of right wingers so they did this to themselves.

Like oh damn maybe if you hadn’t pulled a Red Scare so hard you could have had a thousand year burger Reich with social democracy and welfare and still got 90% of your business hierarchy bullshit because everyone would still be under capitalism.

Instead you allied with the religious right, packed your FBI full of teetotaling Mormons and southern baptists and now the ice chewing WASP blue bloods aren’t in charge anymore.

Speed running no-contact parenting

When nazis show up:

I honestly wonder how these people would react if you told them that the reason you couldn’t vote for Kamala was because she’s “too much like Trump.”

Because the flip side of Trump doing the same thing as Kamala but worse is that Kamala was offering to do the same thing as Trump but better.

Jesus fucking christ how do they not understand this.

economically anxious smol bean

economically confident large adult beanis

Snopes giving the Chinese article 3.74 Pinnoccios because Trump isn’t racist, he’s “racially insensitive.”

Being confronted with something as stupid and shallow as Trump is kinda terrifying, in its own way. But the reality is that sometimes a pen is just a pen.

Either the military is completely inept or they want this to happen.

The imperial decline is palpable

Dude died as he lived. Getting owned by the jackboot of capitalism while blaming somebody else.

They seem to forget that the reason they started all the “Seeseepee” stuff was because if they just said “the Chinese” it sounds racist and if they say “China” it undercuts their support of Taiwan being also-china.

So now they’re actually starting to believe ties to China are unironically ties to the party. Which is slightly true in that it is the ruling party and the party and the government is heavily linked. But that isn’t what they are envisioning when they say it and it isn’t what people envision when they hear it.

An astounding failure of accuracy in communication on display. The brain worms have brain worms.

The only list I am on is Santa’s list of goodie good boy good posters

It’s like the picture of the “would you goku the prom with me” sign in the trash can implying a world of teenage heartache behind it but instead of a teen crying over rejection it’s Biden.

The hyper privatization guys are in charge

I’m actually sitting here stunned because with a few words and a picture you managed to sum up my ADHD brain extremely well.