I was wondering how they were going to start their run on the judiciary

Now we know

Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program

Same reason why mechanics drive 25 year old crap cans

It was a bot that automatically banned you

Well, the bronzer definitely gets everywhere

Instead of paying compliments at the table to Trump, Trump’s cabinet must take turns gargling Trump’s balls

On camera

Feels like when your parents say that they’re not angry, just disappointed.

It hurts so much worse

If you’re

The news in general seems to be awfully anti-Ukraine lately

Gotta save weight for those special passengers

We’re born 65 years in debt

Because that group likely thinks both options are terrible and think it’s a pointless waste of time

Ultimately proven correct

If they get it wrong it’s not hard to get a replacement

Well, beef is already so damn expensive that I can’t remember the last time we bought it.

Meat-wise It’s just been a steady cycle of chicken, turkey, and pork at our house

I had no idea we were so environmentally avant-garde

Pretty sure that both kids’ characters in that movie were intentionally written to not be average of children that age at the time

Saw something similar after being trapped by a burning car on the other end of the Eisenhower tunnel in Colorado for about 6 hours

When we were finally allowed to go that’s about all that was left of it

Holy shit

I’ve driven through here for years, I had no idea