It’s probably better than his Dump Plane and knows it needs upgrades he can not afford. If he accepts the plane as a bribe congressional allowed gift, he is going to have the people fix it up for him at our expense.

I know movies and comics have lead us to believe this is how super heros are made, but there is alarmingly more cancer than superheros created from nuclear waste like this.

At least they are not trans… that would be the worst

I fully believe all the trans hate is self hate from “accidentally” finishing to a tranny video.

Also, any conservative guy with an eye patch lost it to a glory hole accident. They all claim it was a gun accident. The first thing I was taught as a child about fire arms was don’t look down the barrel, followed by treat all firearms as if they are loaded. Followed by either. Don’t trust the safety is working and/or don’t rest your finger on the trigger.

Or the nipples? Left tit has a 2nd, maybe even 3rd nipple

How does this affect people who bought the lifetime service back in 2010?

I’m Mr Meseeks. Existence is pain!!

It is both. There is no reason to copitulate to Russia unless the Kompromat is that good.

Sadly no. She does not find that funny and don’t want to deal with the repercussions of a farty… that being said, she likes baseball. I had to explain the hilarity of a pitcher, she liked, nameD Derek Holland AKA “The Dutch Oven”

My toddler and I came up with our own made-up gathering word, called a “Farty.” It’s like a party. Food, beverages, and gifts are not required, but you must gather people, that owe you a courtesy sniff, into a room to smell your rip.

When you’re 3yo and you like ridiculous things, it’s hilarious. Mom doesn’t appreciate our genius.

According to the article,“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.”

Any guesses if his wife hates him or if it was the lawyer knowing a crime was committed?

When I hear something along the lines of “there is no way someone can be that stupid.” I think about 2 things.

1. How dumb the average person is and realize half the population is dumber than that.

2. The interview of a Yosemite Park Ranger discussing the difficulty of designing the perfect bear proof trash can. The ranger is quoted as saything,“there is a considerable intelligence overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest human.”

This kinda reminds me of the scene from It Follows where the protagonist is first intorducedced to the STD creature

Not to.mention, 15mins after the ghost accounts were created to steal the data. A Russian IP address was trying to log into the service using the newly created credentials. It was stopped only because the system doesn’t allow logins outside of the USA.

For anyone that wants to see the location yourself, here is a link. When I was initially looking this up searching for CECOT sent me to Centro de Detetención Menor La Esperanza Ciudad Delgado. Even if you search Centro de Coninamiento del Terrorismo, the site doesn’t come up.

Simpson’s did it!

I recall one place I worked. There was a “ofd” older gentleman. I was in the restroom with him at a urinal. He went to the paper towel holder, grabbed about 5 pieces, folded them, and then proceeded to wipe the inside of the urinal out. After he finished, he put the paper towel into one of his back pockets and peed, I think. I didn’t stay to watch him finish. I just exited the bathroom and didn’t look back.

Im pretty sure this is the scene

I have a switch. I use it on flights mostly. My kid began asking to play Mario Kart on it so we play together sometimes.

Irony is dead