I don’t think he’s been deaged, looks like much better lighting, airbrushing(either irl or digital), and better sleep lmao. He’s never been on my radar though no matter how much he puts into his looks so I don’t get his appeal. Good thing he’s got money tho, otherwise no one would’ve BRED with him.
cw: me and my own dumbass take on these brainworms. Keep in mind I’m tired and silly and don’t actually want to bang politicians, I mean, unless they were actually cool, or I was fleecing them or strictly business, and by business I mean revolution.
Will say that Vance is handsome, to me, as a bottom who likes MEN, but not necessarily Chad chaderson, but like handsome, proportional, outdoorsy, yet nerdy, chonkers, that can at least match, if not exceed my, uh, length and or girth.( Just so my Fed handlers who control a little bit of my algo know so they can find the perfect partner to sabotage me with) BUT knowing who he is as a candidate, which forms how I know him, ruins it. Completely. If waltz was chill after a long convo and a few too many beers , then Vance could watch as he fucked the couch. Not into much much older men though so I wouldn’t be able to look at him during. Guess it’d have to be me, Walt’s from behind and then Vance staring at me as I stare back, as he forcefully dominates the cuck furniture. like I have no idea if it has to be a couch or if a recliner could work. Maybe a futon? IDK doesn’t matter, every universe where Vance is a detestable human being, he watches, simple as.
Have not watched the debate at all. But just the vibes I get from either of them in the media rn
As stated above, something something sexual pathology and I don’t want to make anyone upset with my take on Tina’s, with her self insert .
But.
If JD Vance is a pup, is he going to be beaten when he’s punished when he’s been a bad boy? Given to strangers to train him? Made to sit in a cage for hours on end? Forced to wear a muzzle? Uncomfortable training collar or an annoying harness? Left in their cage overnight in their own piss and shit as their master sleeps? Long walkies? Public urination and defecation? Couch fucking for sure. Peanut butter? Specifically said pup, so don’t @ me. Big bone to nom on certainly. Oh I definitely feel he’d go through the trash if he wasn’t fed too. Could also have a plastic water bottle to chew and stim on. Any Dom’s feel free to comment, only read one pup play thread on Reddit out of curiosity, so I’m not super knowledgeable of what else would be in store. Definitely know he’d mainly only be ‘watching’. Oh oh and getting fixed. :3
nicotine poisoning headaches
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That’s what those were… Mainly got a little barfy feeling though. It’s been like a week without a vape and I feel pretty normal again. NGL I know the nic high will hit super good after having taken a day or two unintentional TB before. Might just restrict my nic to hookah or blunt wraps. But also might still try to be completely sober, but the weed seems to even me out. So IDK.
could be me ( not for the couch fucker tho)
QUACK!!!
wobbefet (idk how it’s spelled)
Yum yum trash. Mmmhm mm
Yelling timber
May this bacon. How I’ve missed you(not really, I never got used to using homerow and type like some sort of shitty pianist)
When I worked at outback I told the hosts not to seat pigs at my tables, especially since they would get a discount. Vets, fine, thank you for getting PTSD to make stonks go up. But any pig suited up would be sat elsewhere. 
Meh lots of people cheat, for lots of different reasons. Good to know he can be cool when the time calls for it though. Hope he gets better and actually reflects on his choices regarding his personal affairs.
Cum. nut. NUT!!!
Removed by mod
… Wasn’t that like a month ago? 
Better not be, because I totally get it. Feels like cheating though when I try to outpace one in my imaginary race that they’re unknowingly participating in; pedaling my damnedest with a $100 pos bike with broken gear teeth, no lights, no reflectors, and fucked up brakes that I ended up just disengaging permanently.