the rocket equation.

all my homies hate the rocket equation

hope liberals and zionists now fuck off

si would be eve, as she’s a clone of Adam.

wonder why all votes are like that. it’s like:

Good things for everyone: 51%

Skin all puppies on live tv: 49%

how else would you enter a door?

consent is key

/roll 1d20

did he?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2012/apr/20/was-jesus-gay-probably

wife is infertile, so they got the sister as a surrogate.

if I was that couple I’d tell everyone that joke

I’m already as frugal as one can be, and I’m working with mutual aids and getting involved in local politics.

the worst part of using a surrogate is dealing with those jokes

then that should apply to everyone, if the court cannot prove a law wasn’t broken in good faith then said person didn’t commit a crime.

insane that the court created a class of people above the law

especially since “all men are created equal”.

they ain’t mutually incompatible

Killing countless real civilians is good because in my fan fiction it actually good.

what a shittake

damn, I feel like people didn’t get my joke, but your statement has no explanation, is pure terrorism.

I thought it was obvious I meant laser safety glasses.

tell you son I’m proud of him

Found Cleopatra’s Lemmy’s account

wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_Directive

primary sources:

https://www.ynet.co.il/news/article/yokra13754368

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2024-07-07/ty-article-magazine/.premium/idf-ordered-hannibal-directive-on-october-7-to-prevent-hamas-taking-soldiers-captive/00000190-89a2-d776-a3b1-fdbe45520000

https://archive.today/20240615152306/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/06/13/israel-killed-dozen-own-citizens-on-october-7-un-claims/

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-07/israel-hannibal-directive-kidnap-hamas-gaza-hostages-idf/104224430

screw that, we’ll just wear sunglasses indoors and look supercool and mosquito free

god, i want to get into one piece, but the 1000+ episodes are intimidating