This would be directed evolution, not natural selection, so we decide what to keep.

You don’t know for certain. You might end up electing the one octopus who’s even more fascist than what we have now.

They’re smart as individuals, but they don’t have generational knowledge so we’re safe. If they figure out how to reproduce without dying right away, we’re in trouble.

You just need to rotate your frame of reference

Adorable!

Looks promising. It helps calcium rebuild on the tooth surface. They plan to have a commercial product within a year, I’ll be on the lookout for it.

I use an immersion blender. Once it blends easily, I know it’s done.

Unsweetened herbal tea?

Ghoti 🐠

Epstein didn’t kill himself

Similar, but my mom didn’t even want to get me tested because even the hint of something different would make her look bad.

But it’s from 1995, and the phrase supposedly peaked in popularity 10 years ago. How is it a thing again?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bye,_Felicia

The music of colonial America would be the drinking songs and other folk music, along with hymns and sacred music, brought over from England. Most of the music would have been passed down by tradition. Ol George probably knew some raunchy drinking songs, but public music performances wouldn’t become common until the early 1800s.

https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/colonial-music-institute/essays/early-american-music

My niece’s vocabulary consists of “sussy baka” and “bye Felicia”. I’m not sure how “bye Felicia” became modern slang.

Police investigate themselves and find no evidence of wrongdoing

Yep, same thing they did when they controlled all three chambers

🦀

Is that the thing that turns you into a werewolf?

Or maybe midgets

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and I’ll ingest your external stimuli?