What else would you use a toilet for then?

I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao

Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible

hello I also have big text

They used to show off “roll over” but decided it wasn’t worth the trip back to the hospital every time

I prefer my ducks to be made out of water fowl rather than plastic to be honest

The script of the Minecraft movie has to be hidden in there somewhere

I love jumping spiders, they always look like they’re processing how friendly I am before they finally crawl onto my hand

This one isn’t a spider, but I found it looking for more jumping spider pictures:

Upwards of 35 a night, I heard

Ever go to bed hungry and wake up satiated? Now you know.

Cow contraptions, it’s the next logical step

“I see a comfy, breaded life for you. With plenty of dipping sauces”

I opened a fortune cookie and all it told me was the dictionary definition of capitalism

Edit: I was wrong, it wasn’t just the definition but it definitely wasn’t a fortune either!

He left the fire (new invention, it’s pretty cool) running and burned his cave down

I remember seeing nerdcubed play overgrowth (which apparently is the sequel!) so long ago and I was obsessed with it

I did forget the name though, and lugaru helped me remember so thank you for sharing it!

I hope I see that next to the mayochup in stores this fall

0.0001% of a 5090

I think that was just a general statement regarding old devices, since they brought up a 1950s refrigerator as an example of a powered “dumb” device

Lenovo has the “yoga book” which is a dual screen laptop with stylus support but it’s pretty expensive (discounted to $1599 on their website at the time of writing) although they look like they do offer a student discount

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/laptops/yoga/yoga-2-in-1-series/lenovo-yoga-book-9i-gen-9-13-inch-intel/83ff0001us

Taillights and the reflectors on the f10 look like a match to me, I think that might be it!

Mercedes definitely isn’t out of the question, but in this case the taillights on that particular one look like they’re sloping in a different direction from what I can tell

Most likely not, but it was definitely worth a try lmao. I didn’t even consider that it could’ve been a bmw!

Here’s that clip from my dashcam: https://streamable.com/9hu10f

Hope it helps!