Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

WHOA!

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

Look, all I said was, “That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko.”

Link doesn’t work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

You’ll raise hell, nevermind pulses.

I thought so at first, but now I think it’s a paradox joke. She’s browless and desperately hoping they’ll grow back, but she definitely doesn’t want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not…

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she’ll be checking her cheeks for growth.

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.

Gyroscopes and infrared

Reminds me of a Jon Stewart cutaway: “Context. It’s why old people are sad.”

16 kilodaltons* but it’s a mouthful.

Ahhh, now I see. That makes sense. Thanks for the video!

More than I expected. I appreciate your honesty. How is it thus far? Any highlights?

Constable, did you in fact watch all 9.5hrs?

Legitimate salvage, Middle Earther.

Not slips, not strips, but bars of latinum! Acquire!