Only if it was made in China.

No way in hell I’m stepping on the X-Porter or whatever the Musk bazinga version will be!

The punchline is how much they are actually doing… that is a huge waste of time and money. Campaigns are like jobs programs for D.C. area college kids

Oh hey, that’s me after eating some chicken tenders and fries 🍟

Shooting myself with the heart attack gun so I can get back to work on time yaaaaaay

No one person can undo the cultural racism of this nation. It’s going to take a movement and it’s going to take a lot of agitprop and patience before breaking through.

Cloud Unified Materialization

Oh no, boat hit rock. Save us, Celine Dion!

JFC

Someone plz wreck this bussy

If you’re sensitive to lactose this meal comes with an extra side of pain

That’s why you sub out the fries for cheese curds

Fuck around and find out

There are immigrants earning pennies to pick tomatoes in 100 degree weather right now and this fuck has a ton of money for what? Making cringe videos? This is so dumb

The optics are so much better with Kamala. She isn’t a walking corpse and can complete sentences without trailing off. For libs that’s enough.

I’m in a swing state and I’m voting Stein

And the GOP voters are the same way. Ugh I hate this

Moderate… Both Mao and Trotsky had some good ideas 💡

You are a VETERAN doing a tour in the Reserve Army Of Labor. Park in those Veteran’s spaces with pride o7

My gooner brain read this as “fleshlight”… I need to