I’m a laid off government contractor and the last four weeks have been one long panic attack.

Makes sense. I wouldn’t want me around either.

I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don’t want to be a jerk.

Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?

You could learn to draw.

I’d move to Alberta. Could someone put in a good word for me?

Because celebrity news is garbage.

Myself after being born into white trash in Texas, never having love for this country, having to stave off poverty for two decades during my lifetime, having taught myself code as my peers resigned themselves to manual labor, and having no options to emigrate out because I have no ties to any origin countries that make up my genetics.

I wish I could be a Canadian. I’d be friendly, helpful, and pay my taxes on time. I’m going to die impoverished in the “land of opportunity”.

Is this even news worthy?

I don’t care about the lives of celebrities because they don’t care about mine.

Myself falling for hope because Trump made me unemployed:

“With permission” doesn’t make me like the idea of them using AI to replace an actor (even if the original is dead) more; it just makes me like Star Wars less.

That absolutely gives a passive mana regen buff when worn.

It would be hilariously tragic if GTA 6 flopped.

Broke American MisterNeon Urges Australians to Embrace keeping that garbage out of your continent.

Datz a snazzy lookin git. Gud jorb.

I’m tired of living through “interesting times”.

You hiring?

I wanted to be an archeologist.

Not only did I fail at my dreams I gave them up for the lie of “job security”.

Rad

We’re currently living in the Grift Age of civilization.

Despite my best efforts I do act like a dumbass at times.