That looks familiar. My mum sold all my LEGO, Kenner Star Wars, and Transformers for a pathetic amount of money because “no-one will want that”.

Why do you look like that?

Gdańsk Gdańsk Revolution

They could do a wealth tax. Imagine that.

Sounds delicious!

You can’t be in a biker gang on a moped though. You could be in a mod gang with a duffel coat, but that’s a totally different subculture.

(There was a Wythenshawe biker gang who didn’t have any bikes, and just went to the meet ups on the bus, but at least they wore cuts.)

Calling a tune a “banger” makes you sound like you’re from the 1940s.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

Go to show that small men have been threatened by any affront to their primacy as long as there have been people.

To be fair I had a good crack at convincing my missus that manimals are a subclass of animal and she’s smarter than me - just at practical humanities subjects instead of STEM bollocks.

Why are there Catholic hospitals? Are there Reiki hospitals?

lol no

It’s like, the question is how much more black could this be? And the answer is none… none more black. https://youtu.be/zSkGtW-fQ3s

No they’re not - they’re scooters.

They told us the Sun was a star! If they’re lying to us about that, think what else they could be lying about.

Haha, no.

You should go on holiday to Greenland - it’s enormous, so plenty to do there.

No.

Mygyn Kylly srly?

Skeuomorphism is one hell of a drug. The student Union building at the uni I used to work had an envelope symbol on the sign to indicate that you could do your emails in there.