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Nixon wasn’t 10% of the crook donald is, and that’s putting it mildly.

Oh my… ai slop is more coherent than McMansion architecture.

It’s the irq jumpers for the mca expansion card right?

Do I detect the need for a whoosh community?

Rumour has it that Donald doesn’t change very often and given the looks on the surrounding faeces, sorry faces, I do believe this to be fact.

So… did Dahmer wear more or less fewer diapers? Inconclusive.

I despise watching sports (sorry) but Cool Runnings was fkn awesome.

Well, I can imagine with the limited resources available to humanity, it is smart to start working on shrinking world population. However, there’s nothing in this proposal to consider such things; that’s just “no brown people” policy. I wonder what the reich wingers would propose if only braun people would grow over 10 million…

Funny you sayvthis, Altman’s other scam is World Orb - a creepy and actually useless “biometric scanner” that is a crypto scam under the hood.

Easter chocolate eggs? Give me

Relax everyone, they are just transporting his favourite couches.

Too bad so sad

I do feel a little bit sad about the noble apes though, poor animals!

About time

To each their own, but okay here ya go

Yeah A10s are almost worse than an enemy approaching.

Hmm dee🅱️ fried memes

The DS9-Coneheads crossover was absolute cinema

daba dee daba da

Trump1, Trump2, Trump3 etc