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Joined 11 months ago
Cake day: August 24th, 2023


  • FDA: Your honor, chemical xyz is dangerous and should be added to the list it causes people’s teeth to fall out.

    Pharma: is losing all your teeth really all that dangerous? We have implants and dentures.

    Judge with dentures: I live just fine, DRUG APPROVED!

    Edit: oh I forgot the best part given the other rulings.

    2 weeks later

    Pharma: Hey judge, here’s $500,000 we really appreciate the work you do and giving us some tips on how to properly file some paperwork.