*Shakira law

I think everyone has that one food that they just absolutely hate. I had a friend who hated bananas in the same way. My wife hates bacon!

Yes, any Pb is just revolting to me. Always has been.

No thanks. Not as revolting as PB, but I can’t get past the texture.

Peanut butter is disgusting. It looks disgusting, it smells disgusting, the texture of it is disgusting, the taste makes me gag. If it made a noise I’m sure that would be disgusting too.

lol I louvre it!

“…and you, sir- are you waiting to receive my limp sandwich?”

The poor & dimwitted rubes who voted for trump see this as a good thing. They claim to be Christian but really they worship money.

In one of the Leisure Suit Larry games, you get called out for saving the game too often during a particularly difficult section.

I need a trumper to explain to me how this isn’t discriminatory. Explain to me like I’m as mentally challenged as your average maga cultist.

*inconceivable differences

I have seized control of the ‘ilurvdogs22’ angelfire account. Pay me 1 million Beenz or I delete the whole thing.

Yeah it’s real. People are just overeager to call every picture “ai slop” even if it clearly just been filtered/enhanced.

you guys

Nobody reading this (probably nobody on Lemmy) “let” them be police.

We don’t want them to be. We didn’t “let” them. Obviously you can see what happens if we try to say or do anything about it.

So please, with all due respect, kindly fuck off with that “you guys” bullshit.

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-EMBOLISM-
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Save America

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“Daylight savings time is like cutting a few inches off one end of a blanket, sewing it onto the other end and then saying you have a longer blanket.”

• Or something like that. Usually attributed to some Native American leader or something.

None of what you said is true.

The only time a video game got me choked up.